We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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