So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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