So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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