You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
What a dumb baby whore.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Never joke about your clitoris.
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