if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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