I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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