I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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