another moral hangover. fuck.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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