to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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