seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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