3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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