Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Also, beer. Big fan.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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