I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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