I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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