i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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