I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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