My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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