So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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