How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I could fuck to npr.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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