His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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