She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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