yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
farters have to be the big spoon...
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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