Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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