I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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