Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Do vagina's smell?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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