omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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