The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
