thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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