Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
where am i from again
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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