The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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