I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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