i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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