what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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