We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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