Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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