was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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