I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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