She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Someone came in the potted fern
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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