great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Randomize
