"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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