omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
How does one acquire holy water?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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