google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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