Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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