Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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