Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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