Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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