I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Randomize