walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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