It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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