wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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