Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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