watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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