It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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